officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
I’m reblogging this again because I really need everyone to listen to how polite this little dog’s barks are. He’s a gentleman.
my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
women are not powerful? oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it
This scares me because it’s true
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
chukka that shit in the garbage.
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.